Welcome to Chronically Informed, where the data is dank and the facts are fire.
I’m a scientific director at a cannabis testing lab and a tiny nerd with a big mission: to help everyday stoners actually understand what’s in their weed. No fear-mongering. No clickbait. Just real science, served up with metaphors, memes, and maybe a raccoon in a lab coat.
This blog is where we unpack stuff like:
- Why 40% THC flower is probably lying to you
- What the hell THCA actually is
- Whether terpenes really do anything (spoiler: they do… but not what you’ve been led to believe)
- And how to spot sketchy lab results from across the dispensary
If you’ve ever squinted at a COA or wondered why your edible hit different at 1 a.m., you’re in the right place.
So pack a bowl, light your curiosity, and get ready to level up your weed wisdom.
—Your friendly neighborhood Weed Nerd at weednerd.blog
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