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What’s Actually in Your Edible?
Spoiler: It’s not always just weed and sugar. Edibles are delicious, discreet, and sometimes… not at all what they claim to be. As a cannabis…
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What’s in that vape anyway?
It might be more than just THC and good vibes. Vape carts are wildly popular—but not always wildly safe. As a cannabis lab director, I’ve…
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Your Bud Has Pesticides, But Don’t Panic
Don’t worry—but don’t be clueless either. As a cannabis lab director, I test products every day for contaminants like pesticides, heavy metals, residual solvents, and…
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Dispo vs. Head Shop: The ultimate showdown
Not all weed shops are created equal. You walk into a clean, well-lit store. There are glass jars, a wall of vape carts, and a…
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Potency Inflation Is a Scourge Upon the Realm
Let’s talk about the great THC numbers game—and why a 39% flower is probably just lying to you. As a cannabis lab director, I’ve seen…
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Why Your Edibles Hit Like a Truck at Midnight
Ever eaten an edible and thought “Huh, nothing’s happening”… only to wake up in the Upside Down two hours later? Welcome to the weird world…
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Not All Cannabinoids Are Created Equal: The Truth About Synthetics
Spoiler: Just because it gets you high doesn’t mean it’s safe—or even legal. Let’s talk about synthetic cannabinoids, those sketchy “lab-made” compounds that keep popping…
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Not All Terpenes Smell Like Lemons
Let’s get one thing straight: terpenes aren’t just about vibes and citrus.As a cannabis lab director, I get questions all the time like “So… is…
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Wait… What Even Is THCA?
As a cannabis lab director, I see a lot of confusion about what’s really in your weed. You pick up an eighth that says 33%…
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